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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts) Sat Oct 10, 2015, 12:03 PM Oct 2015

Beer-loving duck recovering after injuries sustained in a bar brawl with a dog

Britain's booziest duck recovering after being injured in bar brawl with a dog

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/britains-booziest-duck-recovering-after-6604649

Star the duck needed surgery after being injured in a pub brawl

Britain’s booziest duck has been hurt in a bar brawl with a dog.

Star, who loves supping ale in the pub with owner Barrie Hayman, was rushed to the quack with a damaged beak.

Barrie, 69, said: “Star is a tough cookie and came out of it okay.

“The vets are pleased. He’s bouncing back nicely.”

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Beer-loving duck recovering after injuries sustained in a bar brawl with a dog (Original Post) Miles Archer Oct 2015 OP

A duck walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. rug Oct 2015 #1

Definitely tucking that one away for future use. Miles Archer Oct 2015 #2

:) pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #3

Before you think this is a cute duck, remember: The more he drinks, the less for us. pinboy3niner Oct 2015 #4

Here's a mug shot (cough, cough) of the attaker Xipe Totec Oct 2015 #5

That duck never pays his tab Yavin4 Oct 2015 #6

Mmmmmm Butcombe Bitter.... T_i_B Oct 2015 #7

I don't drink, but I might share a pint with that one. Xyzse Oct 2015 #8

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1. A duck walks into a bar, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich.

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Sat Oct 10, 2015, 12:14 PM

Oct 2015

The bartender looks at him and says, "Oh my God, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"

The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days."

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"

"Is that so?"

"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"

The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why the hell would a circus need a dry-waller?"