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blogslut

(37,999 posts)
Sat Oct 10, 2015, 06:38 PM Oct 2015

*UPDATE* *UPDATE* My poop is NOT green! I am sad.

Last edited Mon Oct 12, 2015, 03:07 PM - Edit history (2)

Went for belated black birthday burgers @ BK. Five hours later, normal poop. I am old. I was looking forward to a toilet freakout. Sigh.

FYI: The burger tastes like a BK burger except for the A1 sauce mixed with the mayo.

*UPDATE* 24 hours later, my poop is partially green, if you know what I mean.

*UPDATE #2* 48 hours later and my poop is super solid green. This is getting weird.

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*UPDATE* *UPDATE* My poop is NOT green! I am sad. (Original Post) blogslut Oct 2015 OP
Maturity is for losers. F4lconF16 Oct 2015 #1
The day after I had borscht (sp?) I thought I was bleeding internally. trof Oct 2015 #7
Buahahaha... Xyzse Oct 2015 #20
I have a remedy Generic Brad Oct 2015 #2
Well update us tomorrow morning. Laffy Kat Oct 2015 #3
Have patience, grasshopper. MineralMan Oct 2015 #4
kickiepoo blogslut Oct 2015 #5
Meh! I'm looking forward to harvesting my beets... magical thyme Oct 2015 #6
Ah, the magical coloring properties of beets Nac Mac Feegle Oct 2015 #16
If it has A1 sauce then I'm gonna have to pass on it. mackerel Oct 2015 #8
Bring the poop in and ask for a refund. Liberal Veteran Oct 2015 #9
I don't think it'd violate DU rules if you posted pics Kaleva Oct 2015 #10
Sadly it's gone... blogslut Oct 2015 #15
I love DU! Where else can one express their disappointment at the lack of green poo Solly Mack Oct 2015 #11
Should have had 2. zappaman Oct 2015 #12
for the sake of science keep on trying rurallib Oct 2015 #13
Just goes to show that the best minds are in the lounge tavernier Oct 2015 #14
Drink a half dozen Blue Whales and then get back to me with what happened LynneSin Oct 2015 #17
Fruitloops In_The_Wind Oct 2015 #18
It took me a day and a half. Tommy_Carcetti Oct 2015 #19
Me too! blogslut Oct 2015 #21

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)
1. Maturity is for losers.
Sat Oct 10, 2015, 06:56 PM
Oct 2015

I enjoyed this post

I always look forward to the day after I eat my roasted beet, asparagus, and brussel sprouts meal...

Generic Brad

(14,274 posts)
2. I have a remedy
Sat Oct 10, 2015, 08:10 PM
Oct 2015

Drink 5 Blue Hawaiians and wash them down with a 6 pack of Old Style beer. That will make you produce neon green leavings that will be the envy of the Whopper eaters.

 

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
6. Meh! I'm looking forward to harvesting my beets...
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 06:55 PM
Oct 2015

They give me magenta pee and poop! I always forget the next morning and freak out

Nac Mac Feegle

(970 posts)
16. Ah, the magical coloring properties of beets
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 10:20 PM
Oct 2015

A really great thing I ran across at a potluck years ago: Someone bought a gallon jar of pickled eggs and a gallon of pickled beets. Then they removed a few eggs, poured off the pickling brine, put in a few beets, then refilled the jar with the liquid from the beets, refilling the beet jar with the egg liquid. Then put the eggs in the fridge for a week or two.


Those eggs were spectacular! The whites were now a deep red, and the yolks were now a REALLY evil purple. Perfect for a Halloween event.

That does it, I'm heading over to Costco for some beets and eggs tomorrow. Halloween is just far enough away to pull this off.


Kaleva

(36,294 posts)
10. I don't think it'd violate DU rules if you posted pics
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 08:31 PM
Oct 2015

This isn't normal colored crap that we are talking about here. This is something that warrants being a Trivial Pursuit question 20-30 years from now.

Solly Mack

(90,762 posts)
11. I love DU! Where else can one express their disappointment at the lack of green poo
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 08:32 PM
Oct 2015

and find such understanding?

tavernier

(12,381 posts)
14. Just goes to show that the best minds are in the lounge
Sun Oct 11, 2015, 09:30 PM
Oct 2015

as opposed to the other shit posts on GD and GDP.



Oops. I suppose I'll catch plenty of crap for that one...

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)
17. Drink a half dozen Blue Whales and then get back to me with what happened
Mon Oct 12, 2015, 12:17 PM
Oct 2015

THEN we can talk

Blue I tells ya - it was all blue!

Tommy_Carcetti

(43,175 posts)
19. It took me a day and a half.
Mon Oct 12, 2015, 02:15 PM
Oct 2015

It started with some green spotting.

But by the next movement, it was like the Chicago River on St. Patrick's Day.

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