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geardaddy

(24,926 posts) Wed Aug 24, 2016, 05:29 PM Aug 2016

Unique Ways To Prepare Chicken

http://www.theonion.com/article/unique-ways-prepare-chicken-53395
•Chicken is low in both fat and sodium content, making it the perfect vessel to stuff with bacon and mozzarella.

•Mix canned chopped chicken with canned chunk tuna and spoon into bowl. Affordable surf and turf is served!

•Should you choose to add a drizzle of Italian dressing, for the love of God, make absolutely sure it’s zesty, not robust.

•Create a marinade out of flavors you already know you love, such as gin and tonic.

•If you’re running short on time, then it seems we’ll just have to share our award-winning chicken creole recipe with someone who respects the art of cuisine and doesn’t cut so many corners in the kitchen.

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Unique Ways To Prepare Chicken (Original Post) geardaddy Aug 2016 OP

This is the Lounge, not Cooking and Baking, but ... surrealAmerican Aug 2016 #1

That's what I thought. geardaddy Aug 2016 #5

I've always wanted to marinate something in a zombie Sentath Aug 2016 #17

I marinated myself in a zombie for a weekend one night in Key Largo NightWatcher Aug 2016 #18

Could you do that quicker in a pressure cooker? hunter Aug 2016 #7

It all sounds good to me, but ... Yonnie3 Aug 2016 #2

Why haven't you eaten for 20 hours? geardaddy Aug 2016 #6

I was preparing for a colonoscopy ... Yonnie3 Aug 2016 #13

Ah yes. geardaddy Aug 2016 #14

and the first thing I had to eat was chicken soup. Yonnie3 Aug 2016 #16

G&T Ckikun jpak Aug 2016 #3

LOL geardaddy Aug 2016 #4

but OriginalGeek Aug 2016 #8

Hee! geardaddy Aug 2016 #10

there's other places?! OriginalGeek Aug 2016 #11

Oh god, not this shit again. MicaelS Aug 2016 #9

Well, my mom's been trying out chicken with pretzel crust. sakabatou Aug 2016 #12

How is it? geardaddy Aug 2016 #15

Tasty :D sakabatou Aug 2016 #19

surrealAmerican

(11,358 posts)

1. This is the Lounge, not Cooking and Baking, but ...

Reply to geardaddy (Original post)

Wed Aug 24, 2016, 06:40 PM

Aug 2016

... I'm thinking that gin and tonic marinated chicken could actually work pretty well. Don't forget the lime, though.

geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

5. That's what I thought.

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 09:45 AM

Aug 2016

That would be quite delicious.

Sentath

(2,243 posts)

17. I've always wanted to marinate something in a zombie

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 25, 2016, 06:13 PM

Aug 2016

Ingredients
1/2 ounce rum -- white rum
1 1/2 ounces rum -- golden rum
1 ounce rum -- dark rum
1/2 ounce rum -- 151-proof rum
1 ounce lime juice
1 teaspoon pineapple juice
1 teaspoon papaya juice
1 teaspoon superfine sugar

http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/recipes/a3763/zombie-drink-recipe/ is good for a laugh