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Initech

(99,912 posts)
Fri Oct 23, 2015, 04:37 PM Oct 2015

Dumb Criminals: Cyclist Arrested For Genitalia Hanging Out Of Shorts

And this is a repeat offense, which is what makes him a stupid criminal:

Police arrested a cyclist whose genitals were hanging too low to be considered an accident, according to a police report.

An officer driving in the 1300 block of Guthrie Avenue at 5:45 p.m. Tuesday spotted a man wearing only a pair of red shorts pedaling westbound. He was headed toward an intersection with 10 to 15 occupied cars, but his penis and testicles were clearly hanging out of the leg of his shorts, the report states.

The cyclist continued past the officer with his genitals still in clear view.

"At this point, I assumed that this male was either intending to expose himself to the general public, or was intoxicated, or had a mental condition and was not aware that his genitals were fully exposed," the officer wrote.

When the squad car turned around, activating its lights, the cyclist pulled over and put his genitals back inside his shorts. The officer took this to mean that the man knew "exactly what he was doing," according to the report.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2015/10/21/cyclist-arrested-exposing-genitals/74342408/


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Dumb Criminals: Cyclist Arrested For Genitalia Hanging Out Of Shorts (Original Post) Initech Oct 2015 OP
For some reason, I thought of "Chain Hang Low" NickB79 Oct 2015 #1
This was a common problem back in the "old days." MADem Oct 2015 #2

MADem

(135,425 posts)
2. This was a common problem back in the "old days."
Thu Oct 29, 2015, 06:59 AM
Oct 2015

People forget that basketball uniforms used to be terribly skimpy back in the day.

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