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47of74

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Tue Aug 23, 2016, 09:39 PM Aug 2016

Ohio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars

Is there something in the water there?

AUGUST 23--An “erratic” Ohio man who was “acting like a gorilla” and “masturbating on the sidewalk” is facing a disorderly conduct charge, according to police.

Responding to 911 calls about a pair of “white males running around the lot taking off their clothes,” Warren City Police Department cops Friday morning encountered Timothy Cook, 32, who reportedly had been “growling and punching the cement.”

Cook, a witness told officers, had entered a state motor vehicles office and began waving his arms around. He then exited the building and “began masturbating on the sidewalk,” according to a police report.

When a cop subsequently approached Cook, the suspect was sweating profusely and “acting like a gorilla.” Cook, an officer noted, was “squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop and jumping up and down screaming noncoherently.”
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Ohio "Gorilla" Busted, Lands Behind Bars (Original Post) 47of74 Aug 2016 OP
Anyone know his posting name at FR? nt Old and In the Way Aug 2016 #1
Guy thinks he's a Gorilla so he spanks his monkey? WhattheHell? GoDawgs Aug 2016 #2
LOL, oh Bath Salts, is there no end to your hijinks? FSogol Aug 2016 #3
Florida Man's cousin? Initech Aug 2016 #4

GoDawgs

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2. Guy thinks he's a Gorilla so he spanks his monkey? WhattheHell?
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 03:03 AM
Aug 2016

This is why folks need to lay off of the flakka and/or bath salts.

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