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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Jun 9, 2020, 02:13 PM Jun 2020

Birthday Threesome doesn't go as expected

Yes today is my birthday. No this was not me!

A birthday weekend threesome came to an abrupt end Friday when the 19-year-old celebrant pulled a male acquaintance “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor” of a La Quinta Inn room, according to South Carolina police.

The woman, named Mary Jane, told police that her friend Jahiem had arrived in Myrtle Beach before her and “had been spending time with another woman before she got there.” And, a police incident report notes, “that’s what started the whole argument.”

Jahiem told Myrtle Beach Police Department officers that he and Mary Jane “agreed to have sexual relations with that other woman,” whose age is not revealed in the report. Mary Jane, however, did tell cops that the second woman had a pistol in her handbag.

“During the course of the relations,” Jahiem said, Mary Jane pulled him “off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor.” During a physical confrontation that followed, Jahiem said he kicked Mary Jane, “causing her to fall.”
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Birthday Threesome doesn't go as expected (Original Post) 47of74 Jun 2020 OP
Not why we're on earth, but they're young...hopefully they'll find more meaning in life! Karadeniz Jun 2020 #1
Relevant smiley? SledDriver Jun 2020 #2
HAHAHAHA DarthDem Jun 2020 #5
Happy birthday 🎂 to you. nt tblue37 Jun 2020 #3
Happy Birthday and celebrate wisely! yonder Jun 2020 #4
I had some pretty lively b-days when I was younger... dhill926 Jun 2020 #6
Yeah I spent a b day in the ER 47of74 Jun 2020 #7
 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
7. Yeah I spent a b day in the ER
Tue Jun 9, 2020, 05:33 PM
Jun 2020

After having a massage that caused severe muscle spasms. (At least the therapist gave me a free massage in compensation).

Today I’m celebrating with a Happy Birthday Hefeweizen



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