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Related: About this forumBirthday Threesome doesn't go as expected
Yes today is my birthday. No this was not me!
A birthday weekend threesome came to an abrupt end Friday when the 19-year-old celebrant pulled a male acquaintance off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor of a La Quinta Inn room, according to South Carolina police.
The woman, named Mary Jane, told police that her friend Jahiem had arrived in Myrtle Beach before her and had been spending time with another woman before she got there. And, a police incident report notes, thats what started the whole argument.
Jahiem told Myrtle Beach Police Department officers that he and Mary Jane agreed to have sexual relations with that other woman, whose age is not revealed in the report. Mary Jane, however, did tell cops that the second woman had a pistol in her handbag.
During the course of the relations, Jahiem said, Mary Jane pulled him off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor. During a physical confrontation that followed, Jahiem said he kicked Mary Jane, causing her to fall.
The woman, named Mary Jane, told police that her friend Jahiem had arrived in Myrtle Beach before her and had been spending time with another woman before she got there. And, a police incident report notes, thats what started the whole argument.
Jahiem told Myrtle Beach Police Department officers that he and Mary Jane agreed to have sexual relations with that other woman, whose age is not revealed in the report. Mary Jane, however, did tell cops that the second woman had a pistol in her handbag.
During the course of the relations, Jahiem said, Mary Jane pulled him off the other woman by his genitals and threw him to the floor. During a physical confrontation that followed, Jahiem said he kicked Mary Jane, causing her to fall.
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Birthday Threesome doesn't go as expected (Original Post)
47of74
Jun 2020
OP
Not why we're on earth, but they're young...hopefully they'll find more meaning in life!
Karadeniz
Jun 2020
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Karadeniz
(22,269 posts)1. Not why we're on earth, but they're young...hopefully they'll find more meaning in life!
SledDriver
(2,049 posts)2. Relevant smiley?
DarthDem
(5,253 posts)5. HAHAHAHA
Good one! Let everyone know what you come up with!
tblue37
(64,979 posts)3. Happy birthday 🎂 to you. nt
yonder
(9,631 posts)4. Happy Birthday and celebrate wisely!
dhill926
(16,234 posts)6. I had some pretty lively b-days when I was younger...
but um, nothing like this...
47of74
(18,470 posts)7. Yeah I spent a b day in the ER
After having a massage that caused severe muscle spasms. (At least the therapist gave me a free massage in compensation).
Today Im celebrating with a Happy Birthday Hefeweizen