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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Tue Jul 21, 2020, 06:50 PM Jul 2020

Man steals massive dildo from Las Vegas shop

Forget the televisions, this man wanted a great big dildo

A masked thief was still at large after he casually exited a Las Vegas adult store in broad daylight with a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder. (See the security footage below.)

He “just picked it up and walked out with it,” Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.

TMZ, which obtained surveillance footage of the July 14 theft at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas, reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus into his car and made a “clean getaway.”
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Man steals massive dildo from Las Vegas shop (Original Post) 47of74 Jul 2020 OP
What was Trump doing in a Las Vegas adult store? The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #1
I'm not sure what's funnier Docreed2003 Jul 2020 #2
Mention of Penal Code at the end of the piece also. JDC Jul 2020 #4
Would you say that was the seminal piece of the article? Docreed2003 Jul 2020 #5
What a dick! CaptYossarian Jul 2020 #3
At least he was wearing a mask nt intrepidity Jul 2020 #6
Author of piece is "Ron Dicker" BaileyBill Jul 2020 #7
Evidently he got what he came for. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2020 #8
Are they going to send a private dick to investigate? keithbvadu2 Jul 2020 #9
His wife put him up to it. Sneederbunk Jul 2020 #10
"...the stolen good is actually a sex toy named Moby that retails for $1,250." Marcuse Jul 2020 #11
video left-of-center2012 Jul 2020 #12

keithbvadu2

(36,360 posts)
9. Are they going to send a private dick to investigate?
Tue Jul 21, 2020, 07:56 PM
Jul 2020

Are they going to send a private dick to investigate?

Marcuse

(7,391 posts)
11. "...the stolen good is actually a sex toy named Moby that retails for $1,250."
Wed Jul 22, 2020, 01:29 AM
Jul 2020

Artist’s rendition of the suspect:

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