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Tue Jun 3, 2014, 09:04 PM Jun 2014

Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead


KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he had purchased.

MCA Public Service and Complaint Bureau chairman Datuk Seri Michael Chong said Tuesday that the disgruntled customer, known only as Ong from Seri Kembangan, had paid RM450 for the penis enlarger.

“When he received the package, he was shocked to find a magnifying glass inside.

“The instructions that came with the package merely read ‘Do not use in sunlight’,” he said.

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http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/06/03/Man-buys-penis-enlarger-gets-magnifying-glass/
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Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead (Original Post) n2doc Jun 2014 OP
Looks like Ong got the wrong long dong bonger LiberalEsto Jun 2014 #1
... said Chong. muriel_volestrangler Jun 2014 #4
"Long dong blues..." LiberalEsto Jun 2014 #5
It's not my bag baby! Initech Jun 2014 #2
I am spluttering all over the desk! dixiegrrrrl Jun 2014 #3
The lawyer's name is frogmarch Jun 2014 #6
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