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Related: About this forumDumb Criminals: Toronto Police Catch Man Doing Something "Obscene" With Cucumber In Library. Twice.
TORONTO Toronto Police have charged a man with committing an "indecent act" involving a cucumber at library.
Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the citys Scarborough area.
They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April.
"On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2014/06/20140604-150635.html
Officers received a call around 11 a.m. Saturday for a suspicious incident at Agincourt Library in the citys Scarborough area.
They found a man holding a cucumber in one hand, while allegedly performing the same lewd act that library staff recognized from an incident in April.
"On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits next to him and he opens up his laptop," Const. David Hopkinson said Wednesday.
http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/canada/archives/2014/06/20140604-150635.html
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Dumb Criminals: Toronto Police Catch Man Doing Something "Obscene" With Cucumber In Library. Twice. (Original Post)
Initech
Jun 2014
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Kaleva
(36,239 posts)1. According to the artilcle, he was simply holding the cuke with one hand.
It's what he was doing with his other hand that got him into trouble.
MADem
(135,425 posts)2. Indeed. What a loser...that's no way to get yer picture in the pay-pah!!! nt
Kaleva
(36,239 posts)3. He has an interesting story to tell at the next family get together he attends.
MADem
(135,425 posts)4. Yeah...and he can bring the canned sodas.
I wouldn't trust him to bring a cucumber and onion salad.....
mockmonkey
(2,805 posts)5. That's just wrong