And no less an expert than Rudy Giuliani, the man once known as “America’s primary-care physician,” has referred us all to the Internets to check up on her health.

Nor is he the only one. Just the other day, I heard that Congressman Sean Duffy, who may not be a medical expert like Dr. Giuliani, but who has served as a commentator on log-rolling and other lumberjack games, told CNN’s Brianna Keilar that you can go on the Internets and watch “all kind of video where she is having coughing attacks.”

And so it was that I found myself watching some of these videos.

They are nothing if not disturbing. In one, Clinton had quite an extended coughing jag and had to drink some water and pop a lozenge into her mouth. (Full disclosure: I’ve had some of those attacks myself, in certain seasons when the Russians make all the pollen come down the trees, so we’ll all get caught up sneezing and be distracted from the way they’re snaffling Crimea away from Ukraine and the like.)

I know, I know, Clinton’s doctor actually says she is in good health. But she hasn’t been out on the Internets the way I have, to learn from people who don’t know her and haven’t examined her and so are more objective about these things.

Here’s what I’ve learned: Clinton suffers from weird seizures, psychotic facial tics, and strange lesions on her tongue — and the question is whether it’s all caused by brain damage or narcissistic personality disorder. Or even drug abuse. Or syphilis.

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So we Americans must rise as one and demand that President Obama appoint a special medical prosecutor to look into Clinton’s health. I’m talking a CAT scan, an MRI, drug and alcohol and rabies tests, the works. Especially that one where they tap your knee with a little hammer to see if your leg jerks, because if Clinton’s can’t do that, she won’t be able to kick Angela Merkel under the table if Angela drinks a little too much Riesling at one of those big meetings world leaders have and starts bragging to Mr. Putin about all the spies we have in Moscow.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2016/08/26/hillary-clinton-health-sick/110QkAz23JsZsJGJQadZ5M/story.html