History Made: Castro & Obama Share Secret Communist Handshake, Hold Seance to Contact Marx

History Made: Castro & Obama Share Secret Communist Handshake, Hold Seance to Contact Marx

March 21, 2016



HAVANA, CUBA — President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Sharia Land) made history over the weekend when Air Force One touched down in Cuba. Obama is the first sitting U.S. President to visit the island nation just off the southern tip of Florida since Calvin Coolidge in 1928. But if Obama visiting Cuba is historical, the meeting that is being reported to the press by several top aides is both history making and perhaps shocking to some.

“The president and Fidel Castro met at an undisclosed restaurant in Havana,” one aide told us on the condition of anonymity and a Playstation 4, “where they exchanged a very secret communist handshake taught to Obama and Castro by George Soros, who was taught by Saul Alinsky himself.” The handshake, the aide says, was part of a ritual that all “statist, Communist, Sharia loving, socialist, radical liberals perform every first day of Spring” to contact none other than Karl Marx from beyond the grave.

Explaining that it works “kinda like the Force ghosts in Star Wars,” our White House source told us that Marx was able to master a form of immortality, and “hang out in the spirit world” where modern day communists can ask for his guidance. The aide told us that all prospective communists must train to contact Marx during their indoctrination classes at Communist University in Red Falls, Idaho. Castro and Obama both knew exactly what to do, the staffer says, as soon as their handshake was complete.

“They locked arms, sat down at a big table with a crystal ball on it,” the aide related to us, “and they said ‘Karl Marx! Karl Marx! Karl Marx!’ just like that, three times in a row.” Then, the anonymous source says, the ghostly visage of Marx appeared hovering above the table.

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