Video: Colbert Warns America About the ‘Black Lesbian Robot’ Uprising

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Colbert Warns America About the ‘Black Lesbian Robot’ Uprising
Colbert Warns America About the ‘Black Lesbian Robot’ Uprising
by Andrew Kirell | 1:02 pm, June 11th, 2014

Last night’s Colbert Report included a damning exposé of the impending black lesbian robot activist movement. Centered around an android created by Sirius Radio creator Martine Rothblatt as a machine-based representation of her wife, Bina.

Such scientific works are being commissioned through Rothblatt’s Terasem Movement (or as Colbert pronounced it: “terrorism”). Not only are they terrorists, Colbert said, but they are terrifying because “this transgender billionaire has created one seriously scary super-minority: A black lesbian robot.”

Citing robots like the Terminator, Colbert noted that “androids have always been soulless killing machines,” but now we should be frightened because they will “come fully uploaded with centuries of minority rage and resentment.”

“And now we’re all doomed,” he added before asking a (known European) philosopher whether a humanoid uprising of black lesbian robots will destroy humanity as we know it....