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Rush Limbaugh So Mad Obama Creating Army Of Lesbian Farmers To Destroy America
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Some wingnut blog fixed it so we didn't have to.
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Remember back in the day when wingnut hate radio wackaloon Bryan Fischer said he wished Michelle Obama would focus one of her health initiatives on solving the problem of beefy lesbians? Well apparently Michelles husband Bamz heard the call, so he invented a secret program to get those ladies moving, specifically on farms! Yes, Rush Limbaugh has revealed an Obama conspiracy, and it focuses on the LGBT Rural Summit, a big gay hootenanny thrown by the Department of Agriculture and the National Center For Lesbian Rights (NCLR), to support LGBT families living in rural areas. Sounds harmless enough, right? Thats because youre not Rush Limbaugh, hallucinating because the Oxycontin ran out probably and his Dominican houseboy has been playing hard-to-get, allegedly.
Rush explained that this is all part of President Obamas master plan to magically turn lesbians into farmers, so they can destroy rural, conservative America from the inside out, as they scream Melissa Etheridge songs at the top of their lungs through the aisles of the Home Depot, while they are buying all the things they need for their farms. How does this Free Farms For Lezzies clandestine program work, Rush?
Have you heard the latest Democrat scam? Have you heard about the Agriculture Departments financial grants to lesbian farmers? You think Im making this up? (No, we think the thing we said about hallucinations and the houseboy not putting out, but thats just us.) But what the point of this is, folks, its not about lesbian farmers. What theyre trying to do is convince lesbians to become farmers.
Every lesbian has recently had the experience where secret operatives from the government bang on their doors at night while theyre bumping beans, and when they open the front door, there are just a bunch of chickens and cows holding signs that say If you were a farmer, we would be your chickens and cows right now. Works every time.
You sit in there and laugh. OK, go ahead and laugh at it
but Im telling you what theyre doing. They are trying to bust up one of the last geographic conservative regions in the country, and thats rural America. Rural America happens to be largely conservative. Rural America is made up of self-reliant, rugged individual types. They happen to be big believers in the Second Amendment.
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guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Thanks Limbaugh for exposing this foul plot to destroy America.
niyad
(113,055 posts)Warpy
(111,141 posts)so 50 years from now, the whole country will be hoe-moe-sekshul.
dhol82
(9,352 posts)Wonder what he is dropping these days?
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,955 posts)niyad
(113,055 posts)Martin Eden
(12,844 posts)... would have burst wide open, scattering the putrid contents of his diseased mind and body over the remnants of his audience like Me. Creosote after eating that last wafer thin mint in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
niyad
(113,055 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,247 posts)Have to look elsewhere for hardware ...
allan01
(1,950 posts)rush , shut the @#$%^&*()_ UP
sidebar: i wonder if anyone has had the gumption to say that to that so and so?
allan01 now be have , who me ?
TygrBright
(20,755 posts)cate94
(2,808 posts)Is my farm???
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)by I have been trying to come up with new lyrics for the Green Acres song. Gay Acres is the place for me- that's about as far as I can get.
cate94
(2,808 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,655 posts)a known child prostitution resort area, it's no wonder Rushbo has ill feelings towards women.