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eridani

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Wed Dec 17, 2014, 04:35 AM Dec 2014

Catmas carols

Hark the Hungry Kitties Sing

Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!
Sushi, chicken, milk and cheese
Don’t expect us to say please!
Hear us yowl for lots of treats
Fish and fowl and fresh-cut meats
With some ice cream don’t forget!
We’ve always been your favorite pets!”
Hark the hungry kitties sing
“Give us kitties everything!”


Jingle Bells

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to hide
Beneath the Chevrolet, Hey!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
How we love to be the pets
Who always disobey!

Dashing through the house
As we chase each other ‘round
Scratching on the chair
And eating stuff we’ve found
Making lots of noise
At midnight is the best
And when the people go away
Is when we get our rest, Oh!


Joy to the Cat

Joy to the cat!
For now he’s home
We don’t know where he’s been!
He hid somewhere for days
And now he wants our praise
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs behind his ears
And rubs, and rubs behind his ears.

He rules the world!
And we obey
We give him what he wants!
He sleeps all afternoon
He yowls out of tune
It’s music to our ears
It’s music to our ears
It’s music, it’s music to our ears.


The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
A hairball under my tree

On the second day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree

Three head nibbles
Four chewed pens
Five dead birds!

Six ankle rubs
Seven fleas a’leaping
Eight armchair scratches
Nine feet of ribbon
Ten chewed shoelaces
Eleven matted furballs....

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my kitty gave to me
Twelve minutes of purring
Eleven matted furballs
Ten chewed shoelaces
Nine feet of ribbon
Eight armchair scratches
Seven leaping fleas
Six ankle rubs
Five dead birds
Four chewed pens
Three head nibbles
Two dead mice
And a hairball under my tree
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Catmas carols (Original Post) eridani Dec 2014 OP
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