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Know any good limericks about Spanky? (Original Post) red dog 1 Jan 2019 OP
There once was a bigot from New York Doodley Jan 2019 #1
I like it! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #4
How's this? PJMcK Jan 2019 #2
What's a "shart"? red dog 1 Jan 2019 #5
Google is your friend SCantiGOP Jan 2019 #7
It's a bit rude PJMcK Jan 2019 #12
See this PJMcK Jan 2019 #15
That's hilarious! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #17
There once was a fat boy named Spankey IllinoisBirdWatcher Jan 2019 #3
Very good! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #6
Tip o' the hat! (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2019 #13
Well done to you all. guillaumeb Jan 2019 #8
My version: guillaumeb Jan 2019 #9
Very good! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #10
Loved the idea. guillaumeb Jan 2019 #11
Amen to that! red dog 1 Jan 2019 #16
Good one! (n/t) PJMcK Jan 2019 #14

Doodley

(8,976 posts)
1. There once was a bigot from New York
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 08:40 PM
Jan 2019

Minorities the Twitter did stalk
But his mind wasn't straight
And he fooled folks with hate
'Til they found that he was all just talk

PJMcK

(21,916 posts)
2. How's this?
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 08:43 PM
Jan 2019

The idiot thought he was smart.
He ripped off his deals as an "art."
His daughter was hot,
He humped her a lot,
When he came he let go with a shart!

(Sorry, I know it's awful but, whatever...)

PJMcK

(21,916 posts)
12. It's a bit rude
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 09:40 PM
Jan 2019

If one thinks they're just going to let go with a fart but then something solid comes out, it's a "shart." (shit/fart)

IllinoisBirdWatcher

(2,315 posts)
3. There once was a fat boy named Spankey
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 09:00 PM
Jan 2019

There once was a fat boy named Spankey
Who pouted and cried in his hankey.
He cheated to win
but said, "I don't sin!"
And that's why he now is so cranky.

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
9. My version:
Thu Jan 3, 2019, 09:32 PM
Jan 2019

There once was a liar named Don
who's whole life was based on a con.
A failure at life
with a Russian plant wife
was the lying old failure named Don.

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