Humor
Related: About this forumKnow any good limericks about Spanky?
There once was a grumpy old fart
Who turned lying into an art
He couldn't be trusted
But never got busted
His lawyers were always too smart.
Doodley
(8,976 posts)Minorities the Twitter did stalk
But his mind wasn't straight
And he fooled folks with hate
'Til they found that he was all just talk
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)PJMcK
(21,916 posts)The idiot thought he was smart.
He ripped off his deals as an "art."
His daughter was hot,
He humped her a lot,
When he came he let go with a shart!
(Sorry, I know it's awful but, whatever...)
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)I've never seen that word before.
SCantiGOP
(13,856 posts)PJMcK
(21,916 posts)If one thinks they're just going to let go with a fart but then something solid comes out, it's a "shart." (shit/fart)
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)Thanks for making me laugh.
IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)There once was a fat boy named Spankey
Who pouted and cried in his hankey.
He cheated to win
but said, "I don't sin!"
And that's why he now is so cranky.
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)I like it!
PJMcK
(21,916 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Recommended.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)There once was a liar named Don
who's whole life was based on a con.
A failure at life
with a Russian plant wife
was the lying old failure named Don.
red dog 1
(27,647 posts)Thanks for the rec
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)At this point, we all need more humor.