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El Supremo

(20,365 posts) Thu Jun 5, 2014, 09:34 PM Jun 2014

This is NOT The Onion.

1. Houston Astros: Blaze Tart
2. Miami Marlins: Handsome Monica
3. Chicago White Sox: Joey Pankake
4. Chicago Cubs: Cisco Factor
5. Minnesota Twins: Chase Corn
6. Seattle Mariners: Maverik Buffo
7. Philadelphia Phillies: Mat Batts
8. Colorado Rockies: Cre Finfrock
9. New York Mets: Nigel Nootbaar
10. Toronto Blue Jays: Scott Blewett

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/top-10-best-names-in-mlb-draft-include-blaze-tart--joey-pankake-and-scott-blewett-214413501.html