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Related: About this forumChurch Gave Away Two Semi-Automatic Rifles To Entice ‘More People To Follow Jesus’
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/06/22/3451754/church-raffled-off-two-ar-15s-to-get-more-people-to-follow-jesus/BY IGOR VOLSKY JUNE 22, 2014 AT 1:07 PM UPDATED: JUNE 22, 2014 AT 4:17 PM
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A church in Joplin, Missouri is facing criticism for raffling off two AR-15s during last weeks Fathers Day celebration in order to increase attendance and get more people to follow Jesus.
Want to win a Black Rain AR-15? a Facebook posting on the Ignite Church Facebook page asked. Dads, you earn an entry for yourself, each child you have and if you bring your dad to church. Those that registered last week get to register again!!! Dont miss this.
In a YouTube video advertising the promotion, Pastor Heath Mooneyham promised that you can kill a weak zombie with that thing or double tap a zombie with another gun, the Lamborghini of AR-15s. Mooneyham added: So get your butts to church, if youre late dont cry to me that youre a pansy and you cannot set your alarm, alright? Youre a big boy. You got big balls between your legs, youre a dad right?
The lead pastor told the Joplin Globe Were just dudes, adding, If we can get more people to follow Jesus, Ill give away 1,000 guns. I dont care.
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Church Gave Away Two Semi-Automatic Rifles To Entice ‘More People To Follow Jesus’ (Original Post)
cbayer
Jun 2014
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shenmue
(38,506 posts)1. Oh boy
Who lives by the sword...
Love your enemies...
blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)2. You don't need a pistol if you truly have Jesus.
orpupilofnature57
(15,472 posts)3. Looking at the way Jesus viewed commerce " Personally " ,,
he would of emptied the gun whilst making the pastor dance. No group misrepresents what Jesus Christ was about more than Fundies .
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)4. Omg!
AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)5. Well I definitely take issue with
the Lamborghini of AR-15s.
Unless the comparison is 'overpriced piece of shit'.
okasha
(11,573 posts)6. Conjures up pictures of Jesus
kicking over tables at gun shows. ...
struggle4progress
(118,275 posts)7. One can only guess what chats lead to this evangelization sterategy
Hi, brother! Have you heard the good news?
Not yet. Did I win a gun?
The good news is that somebody loves you!
Really? They love me enough to get me a gun?
We should forgive our enemies!
I always find that a lot easier to do when I got a gun handy
You should come to our Sunday meeting and learn more!
Mebbe. Are you giving away guns?
Not yet. Did I win a gun?
The good news is that somebody loves you!
Really? They love me enough to get me a gun?
We should forgive our enemies!
I always find that a lot easier to do when I got a gun handy
You should come to our Sunday meeting and learn more!
Mebbe. Are you giving away guns?
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)8. “you can kill a weak zombie with that thing”
I don't think zombie Jesus would approve.
EvilAL
(1,437 posts)9. hahahahah
oh man... hahahahahahahh