Melania is collecting all the required documentation for the press conference?

You can't polish a turd.

Barron and Miller are Trump. McIver appears to have been a real person, but not heard from since the early 2000s. There is currently a documentary crew in NY trying to track her down (no luck so far). Dr Borstein Sr. died in 2010 even though the fake health assessment still lists him at the top of the page. Borstein Jr appears to be real. Trump just appears to make people up, or pays people to sign his fake documents.

And Melania? http://amzn.to/2bpILXN (sorry I don't know how to post a pic)

Seriously, he's got more invisible friends than any grownup I know.

or maybe in his hair

I dont know why it's so tough for me to figure out how to post a picture!

do you mean a la Jimmy Hoffa???

other than Ivanka vacationing with Putin's girlfriend.

are in Alaska killing majestic creatures for fun.

endorsing him. The letter says, in part, "The hugely amazing Mr. Trump has the greatest intellect of all human beings. In fact, lower humans should just bow before him, his intellect is that great. Believe it, you won't find a greater intellect on the whole of planet Earth. Trust me, I've tried."

She is raising a 10 year old.

Killin' it dude

Now THAT was funny.

or his mother. He actually pushed Trump away at the convention when Trump tried to hug him.

But they've always claimed he never had a nanny. I do feel a bit badly for Melania...she was thrown into something she was thoroughly unprepared for.

He's all dressed up for a board meeting. Does he even know how to play?

Honetly, I'm a little concerned about this child as a child.

Melania is sleeveless and the kiddo looks like he's wearing multiple layers. He's just a doll to her.

the kids cars are stretch limos.

in the campaign very reluctantly. I'll bet she withdrew from the public voluntarily and I can't blame her. The kids don't seem to be too involved anymore as well.

Or at the least paid sock puppets. And I hate to say it, but has Melania been seen in public since the RNC? How long does it take for bruises to heal?

She might be familiar with the warning signs and taken off for parts unknown. I would have.

I also doubt they live as man and wife. They've been married a long time and his attention span is limited when it comes to women. That's one thing she must be grateful for.

Nobody's seen them in AGES.

Not a single photo?

and the Orioles before that.