Perfect Metaphor for Trump: Play-Doh Instead of Real Dough

Molly Shah ?@MollyOShah 13h13 hours ago
Delivering #PlayDough instead of real dough to flood victims is like a perfect metaphor for Trump




Robbie Sherwood ?@RobbieSherwood 9h9 hours ago
Just what the flood-ravaged people of Louisiana needed, Play Doh delivered by dope playing @ being president. #Trump



Donald Trump went to Louisiana today to give assistance to flood victims for a photo-op with running mate Mike Pence by his side. Donald said that he has lengthy history with Louisiana and the visit was his way of helping out. So, that must explain why he was handing out Play-Doh to flood victims. OBVIOUSLY, if you are flooded out of your home, the last thing you need is food, water and shelter. Instead, you just sit there hoping that someone – anyone – will come along with a box of Play-Doh. And that’s when Super-Hero Donald Trump swooped in to assist the flood victims in Louisiana.

Donald Trump went to Louisiana today to give assistance to flood victims for a photo-op with running mate Mike Pence by his side. Donald said that he has lengthy history with Louisiana and the visit was his way of helping out. So, that must explain why he was handing out Play-Doh to flood victims. OBVIOUSLY, if you are flooded out of your home, the last thing you need is food, water and shelter. Instead, you just sit there hoping that someone – anyone – will come along with a box of Play-Doh. And that’s when Super-Hero Donald Trump swooped in to assist the flood victims in Louisiana.

Donald handed out other supplies at the rally stopover but we cannot explain the Play-Doh. Just to be clear, we’re not hating on Play-Doh, OK? Maybe it’s for the children of the families whose homes were destroyed or badly damaged. Donald loves kids, like the baby he had thrown out of a rally recently. So, we’re sure there’s some kind of reasoning behind this.

Governor John Bel Edwards wasn’t having any of that photo-op super-hero business. Donald didn’t inform the Governor of his visit, but Edwards said, “We welcome him to LA but not for a photo-op. Instead we hope he’ll consider volunteering or making a sizable donation to the LA Flood Relief Fund to help the victims of the storm.”

Wish granted! Donald donated Play-Doh to the devastated victims of the worst flood in the state since Hurricane Katrina. In the nicest way possible, Edwards told Donald to fuck himself. That does it. No Play-Doh for Governor John Bel Edwards...!

read: http://winningdemocrats.com/trump-defies-louisiana-governor-to-heroically-deliver-play-doh-to-flood-victims-video/

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