Rethug Disgraceful Response to Release of American Soldier

Given the outrage at the return of Sargent Bergdahl by rethugs future enlistment contracts for soldiers should be amended as followed:

*If you are captured you are on your own.

*If you are captured it's your fault. Don't expect help if a rethug is the Commander-In-Chief.

*If by some miracle you do return to the United States expect to be scorned and excoriated by chickenhawk rethugs.

*The new Rethug recruiting slogan: UNCLE DOESN'T WANT YOU BACK.