2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumVIRGINIANS CHOOSE EVEN BIGGER TOOL
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In a development that few had thought possible, Republicans in the Seventh District of Virginia on Tuesday night found an even bigger tool than Rep. Eric Cantor to represent them in the United States Congress.
Apparently deciding that Cantor was insufficiently heartless to represent their district, Republicans turned out to the polls to elect David Brat, a man whose political views border on sociopathy, according to exit-poll responses from voters who supported him.
During his concession speech, Rep. Cantor reflected on the mistakes that might have led to his defeat: Should I have cut more school-lunch programs for poor children? Perhaps. Should I have cast more votes to screw over disaster victims? Definitely. Should I have not said the thing about treating children of immigrants like human beings? Man, do I wish I could take that one back. Hindsight is twenty-twenty, but at the end of the day I was just too damn empathic for this district.
But Rep. Cantor was gracious in defeat, offering words of congratulation to the victorious Mr. Brat. The people of the Seventh District have spoken, he said. The time has come to pass the torch to a new generation of asshats.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/06/virginians-choose-even-bigger-tool.html
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Kablooie
(18,625 posts)People might have voted for Brat because they were sick of Cantor ads and never wanted to see them again.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)ann---
(1,933 posts)I think it has to do with his being Jewish. Just a gut feeling.
Behind the Aegis
(53,949 posts)Seems to be an issue with a number of people.
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SoapBox
(18,791 posts)tofuandbeer
(1,314 posts)Just when they thought they'd watered it down...
the tea party rips a huge unpredictable hole in the GOP.
I love it! (although, I'm not looking forward to this new guy being in congress, I sure hope he can be beat).
ashling
(25,771 posts)Brat is worse
emsimon33
(3,128 posts)In Virginia, we do not register a party affiliation when we register to vote. At primary time, we can vote for whomever we like but we can only vote once. Since the last minute Democratic candidate was running unopposed, why not go down to the polls and vote for Brat if you are a Democrat. I sure as hell would have done it.
Another fact that suggests that Democrats put Brat over the top was that moderate areas of the very gerrymandered 7th district where Cantor should have received more votes than Brat voted heavily for Brat--Democrats, I suggest, provided the unexpected results.
Finally, the polls before the election had Cantor winning. Having done 1000s of hours of telephoning to get out the vote and to supply information in Virginia elections, we call likely Democrats and likely Democratic voters when we call for the Democratic candidate before an election. The Republicans do the same. We do not want to alert the other side to the upcoming election (we do our best to determine who is more likely to vote one way or another from contribution in formation, from those who volunteer, canvassing, etc. Since we do not associate with a party when we register in Virginia, determining party affiliations does take a lot of time and effort.
Frankly, it all points to a cross overvote by Democrats to send a "Screw You!" to Cantor and the Republicans.