2016 Postmortem

yellowcanine

(35,694 posts) Thu Jun 12, 2014, 01:39 PM Jun 2014

Louie Gohmert says if you don't believe in Jeebus you are going to hell.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/11/louie-gohmert-tells-congress-the-good-news-that-non-christians-are-going-to-hell/

1) Apparently he doesn't realize that he does not get to preach on the public dime according to that thing known as the Constitution.

2) I guess he hasn't heard the "Good News" about the Giant Spaghetti Monster. Someone should enlighten him.

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Louie Gohmert says if you don't believe in Jeebus you are going to hell. (Original Post) yellowcanine Jun 2014 OP

How to tell if you're in Heaven ck4829 Jun 2014 #1

I'd rather go to _____ amb123 Jun 2014 #2

Nice thing to worship. phil89 Jun 2014 #3

Louie apparently believed that there is no need to actually FOLLOW the teachings of Jesus. mysuzuki2 Jun 2014 #4

Tootin' Louie loves to smell his own farts Blue Owl Jun 2014 #5

His idea of a good time is farting in the bathtub and snapping his teeth at the bubbles. Fuddnik Jun 2014 #6

And he can believe that all he wants krispos42 Jun 2014 #7

As a Pastafarian, She is referred to as the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! madinmaryland Jun 2014 #8

Listening to Louie Gohmert's moronic opinions Blue Idaho Jun 2014 #9

ck4829

(35,039 posts)

1. How to tell if you're in Heaven

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 02:00 PM

Jun 2014

1. Check to see if place is full of people like Louie Gohmert
2. If it is, then you are not in Heaven

"One party, one church", this is the kind of thing they are running toward, and these things never end well.

amb123

(1,581 posts)

2. I'd rather go to _____

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 02:08 PM

Jun 2014

Well Louie, if people like you are going to heaven, I'd rather go to hell!

phil89

(1,043 posts)

3. Nice thing to worship.

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 02:33 PM

Jun 2014

Disgusting.

mysuzuki2

(3,521 posts)

4. Louie apparently believed that there is no need to actually FOLLOW the teachings of Jesus.

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 02:35 PM

Jun 2014

Blue Owl

(50,291 posts)

5. Tootin' Louie loves to smell his own farts

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 03:07 PM

Jun 2014

What a Gomer...

Fuddnik

(8,846 posts)

6. His idea of a good time is farting in the bathtub and snapping his teeth at the bubbles.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #5)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:14 PM

Jun 2014

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

7. And he can believe that all he wants

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Thu Jun 12, 2014, 09:52 PM

Jun 2014

Who goes to Hell is not up to Louie Gohmert. I'm sure there a few billion people on planet Earth that, for religious reasons, believe Louie Gohmert, as a practicing Christian, is going someplace unpleasant after he dies.