Sarah Palin is maybe going to take the Tea Party home and go rogue third party with it

By TBogg
Wednesday, June 25, 2014 14:38 EDT

Former Alaska Governor Kelly Girl temp and, apparently, recently converted Jew, Sarah Palin left her Facebook Fortress of Derp last night to toss some word salad for Sean Hannity about what was going on in last night’s election whosie-whatsis, while threatening to take the Tea Party to the Promised Land as a third party.

As you know, there were “shenanigans” afoot in Mississippi where the Negroes stole Chris McDaniel’s date with destiny and now he may go third party –I hear Connecticut for Lieberman is available__ because, like the Confederacy, McDaniel is going to rise again.

Here, let Sarah Palin — Curator of Elections, Stringer-Together of Random Terms — explain to you that is very “rare” when a candidate, who promises to get constituents stuff from the government like infrastructure improvements and jobs, ever wins elections because…. freedom or something:

“Well you know as for the primary, and perhaps if it’s true some shenanigans going on there, nothing should surprise you, but that’s that old school politics where it’s a bit of the status quo and that has got to go. It’s very rare in a Republican primary that the candidate who promises to bring home the bacon, promising bigger government, which is requiring higher taxes, and more burdensome government, actually pulls it off in the primary. That’s a rare thing. It’ll be surprising …. and yet or perhaps not, to find out with that crossover of Democrat voters, how that does impact the general.”