GOP's 'New Deal' slogan ...

"An assault rifle in every pot"

Beauty and Art: Pre Raphaelites

Memopause - Common repub symptoms

Do you have Memopause? Is the repub memo your problem?
Are you experiencing any 5 of the following symptoms?

Hot Flashes
Night Sweats
Mood Swings
Fatigue
Hair Loss
Difficulty Concentrating - Did he say military parade?
Memory Lapses
Dizziness
Weight Gain
Incontinence
Bloating
Irregular Heartbeat
Depression
Anxiety
Irritability
Panic Disorder - AKA as Nunes tremors
Headaches - gnashing of teeth - What to do about Dreamers?
Joint Pain - take an aspirin, Dr. Sessions
Burning Tongue - due to lying
Electric Shocks - delivered by Paul Ryan, in the cloak room
Digestive Problems - Just stop looking at trump
Gum Problems - Trey Gowdy disease, he looks like chewed gum
Muscle Tension - Melania Syndrome
Itchy Skin - Mitch McConnell eczema
Tingling Extremities - Oh no
Night terrors - including seeing trump in a clown costume while dreaming
Running around aimlessly looking for something, anything to make it go away

My parallel political universe:

Jill Wine-Banks and Richard Painter would hook up and have a love child named Hillary Rodham Wine Banks Painter. Hillary would run for President of the United States in 2020 and win in a landslide of popular votes - electoral college no longer exists. No one could impugn her honesty, integrity, or service to the country or to women of the world. And then humanity would have a decent crack at solving the worlds problems.

Hey Nunes