Live by request: a non-sex thread, with no frottaging, and little innuendo

short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 07:47 PM
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Live by request: a non-sex thread, with no frottaging, and little innuendo

So... how's the weather where you are? Sucks here.

I'm going to the next 2 Duke home games. I'm rather excited by this. In a completely non-sexual way.

Music is good. Do you like music? I like music. I like listening to it best.

And man, I sure do like pie. Pie is cool.

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one_true_leroy

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Wed Nov-24-04 07:53 PM
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1. who requested this?!

and what is frottaging (sounds fun, may I?)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:10 PM
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4. re: frottage - no, you may not.

Not unless you get me drunk tonight and buy me breffus in the morning.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frottage

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one_true_leroy

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:26 PM
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7. never knew there was a fancy word for dry-humping...

and we BOTH have to be AMAZINGLY drunk!

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Wed Nov-24-04 07:57 PM
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2. I haven't been frottaged in a long time!!!!

?????????????????????

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:11 PM
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5. Might I suggest the Great Smoky Mtns. Area DU Gathering in

the wintertime? AKA "Frottage in the Cottage?"

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:06 PM
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3. I finished a school project last night before 9 pm, PST

It wasn't even due until today. At 12:30 pm. PST

When I was driving to school today, my car was blown all over the freeway. In a completely non-sexual way.

i have secret music places on the Internets. I won't say which Internet.

I like pie too. A lot. But not like-like.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:14 PM
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6. That's cool.

You must be, like, motivated and all.

Sucks about yer car gettin' blown. Wind can be an unkind traveling partner.

I have secret music places, too, but mine are on the interwebs. My music is much too cool for mere internets.

I like cold pies, so "like-like" has always sorta been out of the question. Except for pizza pie. I like that hot. And cold, too. But yanumsen - you want it hot like if you're going out for it or something, and not snagging a piece out of the fridge after getting up to vomit at 3 in the morning.

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:29 PM
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9. well you haven't heard my secret internets music

so you really don't have a grasp of cool. :P

the advantage to cold pizza-no mouth burns. I WISH I could say I was never up at 3 am to vomit-but that would be a huge-ass lie.

and I have no idea how that project got finished so early-without speed and shit too!

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:34 PM
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12. Heh. Heh heh.

You said "huge-ass." Heh.

Your musical cool is already fairly well established with me. Remember, with Kool Keith DJing our wedding reception? Hello? Remember me? :hi:

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:36 PM
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13. oh yeah

I had too much 'pie' tonight.

:P

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:39 PM
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15. You too, eh?

I've been eating pie since shortly after I woke up this morning. Of course, the only thing I really had to accomplish today was to go to the store and get more pie, and that's done, so back to the pie-eating. ;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:45 PM
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17. can't get my kinda 'pie' at a store.

:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:46 PM
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19. Hey,

just 'cuz my pie supplier takes Visa doesn't mean we're not on the same page. ;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:04 PM
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27. heh heh

it's been tested. the 'pie' from seattle is better than the 'pie' from BC...http://www.seattleweekly.com/features/0333/news-dawdy.php

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:11 PM
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30. I've been taken to task for suggesting that a cromulent hoagie can be had

in Tucson. I will not go into the best pie town thing.

Except to say that I always LOVED the pie in NYC. But then in NYC you get pie from EVERYWHERE.

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:15 PM
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34. but, true to form

I posted a source. With test results. Scientific testing.

I am an excellent researcher. When I'm not consuming 'pie' :o

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:20 PM
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38. Heh. Yer a researcher.

I'm a regulator. At least I used to be. Wanna be regulated? I was good, too. I'll be hard on you. Promise.

;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:29 PM
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42. cool. as long as i can do some

deep background work on you...

;-)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:44 PM
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44. That sounds fair.

Will I have to make an oral depostion, also?

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:04 PM
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52. there may have to be

a mutual exchange.

:evilgrin:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:09 PM
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55. Sharing is good.

Sharing is what friends do. I depose you, you depose me. Then we switch de positions and do it again. ;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:28 PM
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89. sounds like a plan!

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:28 PM
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8. I'm crushed - my date stood me up

I need pie

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:31 PM
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10. I'm sorry dear,

in this thread, I can only offer you a witty and gratifying discussion on the topic of pie. Would that I could offer you a delicious dessert item, though.

What sort of pie do you find yourself needing at present? A cobbler? Something fruit-filled? Or a meringue kind of thing, with more air than anything else in it?

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:29 PM
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43. (sniff) Cherry Pie

Can I please have some cherry pie? (Sniff, sniff)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:46 PM
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46. Cherry is a lovely flavor for a pie.

And I don't even so much like the cherries. I'm a big fan of that sweet goo that they swim in between the crusts, though. Put a little whipped cream on that, or better yet, a little scoop of vanilla, and that's some fine eats.

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:51 PM
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50. There's a lot to be said for sweet goo and whipped cream

In certain circumstances you can even use it as finger paints...if you have the right....mmmm...canvas.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:00 PM
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51. See, and canvas is all fine and good,

but, erm, how should one proceed with the food thing when one really prefers latex-based paints? :evilgrin:

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:09 PM
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54. Who are you Goldfinger?

Food based paints are much better - so much more fun to clean up. And they're fun to paint on too. Chocolate sauce makes a fine 'finger paint' for instance.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:12 PM
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56. Well, OK - your paint may work.

And maybe there's SOME room to talk leather instead of latex...

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:17 PM
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59. I see I have you convinced

Do you want to be the artist?

Why do we need to chose between leather and latex? This is a free country.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:21 PM
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62. I'm just sayin'

some people find the latex a little... binding. (yeah, I know, the bad cheese pun discussion is a few replies down) Then again, binding is sometimes some people's thing. How am I 'spose to know?

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yvr girl

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:28 PM
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67. I like silk for binding

It's multi-purpose it can also tickle. Leather is also good if you need to punish someone is being BAD.

I'm really all about the art though...I want to be painted.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:33 PM
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11. Cherry pie?

Apple? Pumpkin?

Elaborate.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:38 PM
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14. I like all of those pies, and more.

I like savory pies, and sweet pies, and fruit pies and meat pies and magpies, and cowpies, and even cutiepies like you who are just slightly too young for me to lounge-stalk without feeling oogy about it. ;-)

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:39 PM
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16. LOL!

Certainly nothing stalkerish about a healthy discussion on pie, though! :hi:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:45 PM
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18. Yassum.

I like chocolate pie. But also chess pie. And sweet potato pie. And I really, really love key lime pie. What sorta of pies are you younguns into these days? And if you use the word "extreme," so hep me jeebus I will write you outta my will!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:48 PM
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20. Anyone for frottage cheese?

Feeling a little peck.......................um..................ish?

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:50 PM
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21. Um, can I get mine

half fromunda?

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ForrestGump

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:59 PM
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24. But you said it was gouda for you, too

Last night, you did, anyway...

:-(

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:16 PM
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35. Dude, just NO!

Yer not coming NEAR me with that muenster package of yers anymore!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:44 PM
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45. But I thought you wanted to have arty people over?

Or do I not know jack?

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:47 PM
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47. Just go away, please.

It's nacho business, anyway.

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ForrestGump

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:49 PM
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48. And take my Velveeta ropes with me?

:-)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:50 PM
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49. I'm really not trying to string you along, here.

Don't make me be sharp with you!

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ForrestGump

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:12 PM
Response to Reply #49

57. Well, let me get my other stilt on and colby

on my way. Be kind to each cheddar...

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:16 PM
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58. Well, now yer really stretching.

Honestly, that was just cheesy. Stunk like limberger. Gawn git, Gump!

;-)

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:18 PM
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60. Sure, right, stay up here in the thread and goof off with these people....

Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 10:18 PM by MrsGrumpy

That really cheeses me off. Totally. ;)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:20 PM
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61. Hey! No cheeseheads allowed in the cheese-related bad pun store!

You'll hafta put on the thong to be welcome in here, Wisconsinite!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:23 PM
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64. Hey, I'm the one who was seduced by the pizza that strung me along

the other day. I can do what I want!!!!

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:27 PM
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66. Speaking of strung...

I'm not seeing any thong, here. :evilgrin:

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #66

69. I'm not seeing Super Bowl commercials...

yet. ;) :hi:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:38 PM
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71. *snarf*

You got the post of honor, luv. ;-)

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:52 PM
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76. Now....I can go to bed.

:) Feeling that all is right with the world. ;)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:13 PM
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31. Really?

I'm not gonna Edam.

:P

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:26 PM
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41. Great!

What're we gonna do with all these hand-rolled bleu balls?

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:42 PM
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73. hand-rolled bleu balls

can be a real muenster, eh?

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:52 PM
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77. Seriously.

This is totally squeezing my curds.

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:24 PM
Response to Reply #77

88. HEY!

don't let it get in your whey.

:7

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:30 PM
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90. Damn it all!

You are a whiz at this, aren't you?

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:36 PM
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92. Cheez, I queso!

hehehehehe

:P

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:40 PM
Response to Reply #92

93. Not EXACTLY the kind of

groaner I had in mind from you, but I'll take it. :evilgrin:

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:48 PM
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94. I couldn't reply to 'whiz' any other way-

not in a cheese thread anyway

:D

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:51 PM
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95. Golden

sense of humor you got, there, precious. ;-)

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:58 PM
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96. now stop

showering me with that stuff. Flatterer you!

;-)

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:51 PM
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22. Then I am safe sticking my tongue out at you.

:P :P :P

I like music, but only if it is being played.

I don't like pie. I like the filling, but not the crust. :hi:

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 08:55 PM
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23. Well, of course, Miz G.

We all have to work out our frustrations somehow.

What if the music is being reproduced? Don't you kinda dig that, too? I mean, it mostly sounds the same, but if you listen real closely, you can hear some green sharpie pen around the edges of the sound.

You don't like pie crust? Are you some sort of barbarian?

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:03 PM
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26. I thought it was a red sharpie...anyway, I digress.

Pie crust just gets in the way of all the yummy goodness of stuff that is bad for you. Plus, I make it with butter, so it's super fattening. Can't be doing that.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:14 PM
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33. Why not?

What's the fun in a thong bikini if there's nothing there not being covered up by it? Have some crust with yer pie. Shake whatcha momma gave ya, babe!

Besides, by your logic, if the crust is bad for you, then isn't it ipso fatso a bit of yummy goodness in itself?

:D

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:21 PM
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39. No because if no one sees you eat the yummy goodness, and you

forget that you actually ate the yummy goodness...well, then it doesn't count. ;) :P...for good measure even.

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Elidor

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:02 PM
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25. Pie is indeed cool. In a completely non-sexual way.

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:05 PM
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28. Unless, of course, it's slightly warm apple pie...

Oh, somebody stop me. I am not my usual self. ;) :hi:

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:05 PM
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29. you must've had too much

'pie'

:smoke:

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Deja Q

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:13 PM
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32. Pie? Dessert is too unhealthy, I prefer sausages and French fries!

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:18 PM
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36. Mmmmmmmm... poutine and venison summer sausage...

Any Montreal DUers feel like mailing a poor 'murkan schlub a care package?

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miss_kitty

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:19 PM
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37. I remember. You are NOT a pie guy

That means more for us! :D

But help yourself to all the sausage you want. there's always more than enough sausage to go around. :)

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Endangered Specie

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Wed Nov-24-04 09:21 PM
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40. Music?... I like porn movie techno

:evilgrin:

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SarahB

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:07 PM
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53. Pie is incredibly exciting.

I'm making a pumpkin one and an apple one tomorrow. Add to that a bunch of other crap. Oh boy, I get to be Susie F*cking Homemaker again for the 50 thousandth time somehow. (Not to mention as asexual as can be, so it's excellent in regard to this thread anyway.) I'm so incredibly excited. :bounce:

Best thing about entering the medical field- I'll get to work on holidays if I want for the rest of my life. Even better.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:23 PM
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63. Other best thing about the medical field:

all the free exam gloves you can tuck in yer pockets and take home!

:D

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SarahB

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:24 PM
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65. Sure, in theory.

I'm just afraid I'll never have anyone to use them on. :(

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:31 PM
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70. Alright, then. I've made deals here before.

GOPisEvil is gonna bring me 2 or 3 cases of Shiner Bock (depending on the phase of the moon and alignment of planets and such) in exchange for my hot man love.

If we look at equivalent dollar values, and the fact that your place of employment in the medical field will likely have bulk discounts on the gloves, lets say the equivalent value might be somewhere around 3 or 4 thousand gloves. So here's YOUR deal: you bring me those 3 or 4 thousand gloves (non-powdered, please - the powdered ones make my skin crack), and you get the hot man love. And I'm sure we'll come up with something to do with all those gloves. That's a lot of Howie Mandel gags.

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SarahB

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:38 PM
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72. It's not going to happen.

Edited on Wed Nov-24-04 10:51 PM by SarahBelle

Any "hot man love" that is. I don't know what it is with me and men, but nothing good ever happens. It's like I'm gross or something. I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with me. Maybe my current mood just the by-product of a can of domestic light beer and a couple of powered donuts. Who knows?
Sorry.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:51 PM
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75. Mmmmmmmmmm... powdered donuts...

You'd better quit bein' all down on yourself, Sarah, else you'll find a pizza-paddling in your future. Give things some time, at least - you've finally found a way out. Lots of good things ahead, if you take the time to get to 'em.

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SarahB

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:53 PM
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78. I have to be down on myself.

No one else is going down on me. :(

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:59 PM
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81. Whew! There's a post straight out of the Blue,

so to speak. ;-)

Keep yer chin up, Sarah. I'm sure within a couple of months you'll be in a much more enjoyable position, or several.

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83. I hope so.

I think so. Just mass conglomerations of frustration all hitting me tonight apparently much of which is of a nature probably not suitable for this board.

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84. There's a lot of frustration goin' 'round.

You may hafta handle it the same way the rest of us do for the time being.

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:32 PM
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91. With some of us ladies...

We can just be a bottomless pit in that department. The more we have, the more we want. I swear at times, it makes it worse. Maybe I need Prozac- numb myself and kill that drive all in one pill.

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68. Weather - pretty mellow at 40 degrees, supposed to snow on

on Thanksgiving afternoon.

We aren't going to any games; in fact, we don't even have a t.v.
So, our entertainment will be provided by Netflix.
I agree, music is good. I like music. Especially the listening kind of music.

And I could be on a first-name basis with pie, except for my hips. And that's in a thoroughly non-sexual way. Can't eat too much pie, goes right to my hips.

But will be having pumpkin pie and real whipped cream on Thanksgiving.
Real whipped cream is even more cool than.... cool whip... which isn't real.

Okay.

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:54 PM
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79. If you sweet talk the pie

sometimes you can convince it to pretty much leave you alone after it's consumed. Wanna recipe for a mostly guilt-free chocolate pie? You know my price - one orgy story. ;-)

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:44 PM
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74. It's cold here.

I listened to some music today. I'm gonna have some pie tomorrow. Now this is the sort of thread I like. Just my speed. :)

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short bus president

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Wed Nov-24-04 10:57 PM
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80. You seem to be well equipped for the cold,

footwear-wise, at least.

Didja listen to any GOOD music? C'mon - share with the class.

I'll prolly have some pie tomorrow, too. I know for certain I'm having some cheesecake. In a completely non-sexual way.

;-)

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:02 PM
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82. The thing with my feet is they are always absolutely freezing.

I've got on two pairs of heavy sox plus the fuzzy slippers and it's still like I've got blocks of ice on the ends of my legs instead of feet.:(

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:11 PM
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85. You need

radiant floor heating.

Write the Ask This Old House guys and maybe you could get Tommy or Norm to come out and install if for you and film it for me to watch on a Saturday afternoon 'cause I dig the This Old House programs and all. Stopping rambling now. Need 'nuther beer.

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:14 PM
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86. Great idea! Thanks for the suggestion.

Now enjoy your beer.

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Wed Nov-24-04 11:18 PM
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87. Yassum.

I almost always seem to.

:D

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