Unofficial PANIC THREAD!!!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:05 PM
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Unofficial PANIC THREAD!!! |
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Post your favorite panic-making lines here:
"OMG! I just saw a poll from _____________ that shows that Kerry is losing support among _____________!!!! If we don't get their votes, we're totally screwed!!!!"
"Did you watch MSNBC/Fox/CNN/Jackass this morning? They're predicting a HUUUGE Dubya victory in the state of _______________. We NEED that state! OH NO!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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Kerry's not getting a high enough penguin turnout at the Cincy Zoo!
We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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Glum says
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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Just from nervousness and too much coffee!
The suspense is killing me!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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2. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! |
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I heard Kerry wasn't polling well among evangelical oil company executives.
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Jasper 91
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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But you forgot to say evangelical oil company executives who manufacture drugs out of protected forests .
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yardwork
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:07 PM
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3. Just hit the alert button |
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Don't post on the threads. All it does is kick them back to the top, moving informative threads down. Don't respond in any way. Just hit the alert button (the little red arrow at the bottom left of every post). The mods will decide if the post is a problem or not.
Hit alert and don't feed the trolls.
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:08 PM
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4. I overheard someone at the polls saying they were going |
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to vote for BUSH!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:08 PM
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5. They're actually letting Republicans vote! We're DOOOOOOOOMED!!! |
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Where's our vote suppression mechanism?
(Seriously, No More Mister Nice Blog today predicted that in the future the Democrats may have no choice but to emulate the Republicans in this regard. Chilling but worth checking out.)
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:09 PM
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6. Doomed! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED, I say! |
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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8. Oooh, it's like Mad Libs! |
Borgnine
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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9. I JUST SAW A W '04 BUMPER STICKER!!! |
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Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM by Borgnine
AAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS SHIT? DAMN YOU GOD!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;( :puke: :argh: :scared: :scared: :scared:
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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10. Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! Zogby! |
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:11 PM
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11. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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huh huh
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
huf huf ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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12. Omigod! Omigod! Omigod! ... /nt |
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:12 PM
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13. OMG! I just saw a poll from Rush Limbaugh |
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that shows Kerry is losing support among far-right-wing radio talk show hosts!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM
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16. WTF?!!! Giuliani thinks * will win Upper East Side! We're screwed! |
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Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM by soleft
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Tue Nov-02-04 01:16 PM
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I just heard that Kerry wants Osama as his National Security Adviser NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I knew he was in league with the terrorists............. and I hear that the Massachussetts liberal is going to outlaw cars and make us ride Elephants instead.
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