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Republican Resolution To Redeploy U.S. Forces from Iraq:
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

November 17, 2005

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Whereas Democrats and the Congressman Murtha are cranky little pussies

Whereas Democrats hate America

Whereas, as of the drafting of this resolution, 2,079 U.S. troops have had the glorious opportunity to meet with Jesus in person

Whereas U.S. forces are whining about "body armor" and "lack of ammunition" and "being served contaminated drinking water on purpose by Halliburton" or "being forced to transport unusable fuel through 'dangerous' territory in un-armored vehicles" Whine whine whine

Whereas, according to recent polls, over 80% of the Iraqi people seem to think that they can manage to run their country without the help of White Christian People

Whereas polls also indicate that 45% of the Iraqi people feel that it's okay to kill someone who has tortured and raped or killed their children boo hoo hoo

Whereas, due to the foregoing, Congress finds it evident that continuing U.S. military action in Iraq is not in the best interests of the The 2006 Mideterm Elections, the people of Iraq, or the oil companies

Therefore be it

I) Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in

2) Congress assembled,

3) That:

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