Reply #33: Conservative history in a nutshell: [View All]

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Conservative history notes in a nutshell:

Beginning of time: 6000 years ago; Earth created by god in six days. Human beings spring fully-formed into existence with a snap of the celestial fingers.

Time of Christ: The savior preached "kill the 'ho-mo-sexuals'" at every opportunity. Who needs "do unto others" and all that communist social justice tripe?

Crusades: good. Kill all the heretics and claim the world for the ONE TRUE LORD™.

Inquisition: good. See above.

Slavery: good til' those damn yanks made us get rid of it

Civil rights movement: Bad. Damn uppity negroes oppressing the underprivileged rich white Christian man.

Vietnam: We stayed the course and won their hearts and minds.

Reagan era: Second coming of Christ.

Clinton era: OH NOES HE GOT HEAD; LIBERALS ARE GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE!

Vietraq part 2: Reliving the glory days of the crusades.

** era: Third coming of Christ.

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