WHAT IS THE MOST NAUSEATING BUMPER STICKER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN? [View All]

I'll tell ya, I have seen a few humdingers. One or two that made me want to drag the person outta their car by their hair and smash their face in with my tire jack. Usually, I just start screaming and cursing uncontrollably. Sometimes I bury my head in my hands and sob, for at that very moment I know that we have had it. Ok the worst four I have ever encountered:

1) "I'm Not Perfect......Just Forgiven" (oh, well ex-fucking-cuse me!!)

2) "3Nails + 1Cross = 4Given" (ya know.......oh forget it)

3) "Arent you glad YOUR mother chose life??" (actually.....no)

4) "Crawford Texas: Home of The President, George W. Bush" (Ok, i remember SEEING this one, then next thing I know I woke up in a mental hospital, it was a week later and I was naked. Thats all I know)