Reply #25: "Democrats are doody-heads!" Film at 11. [View All]

Why anyone still pays this shrill nazi for her dumb-ass ad hominem attacks is beyond me. Someone must find this crap genuinely "funny".

As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that its because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval.
(Boo Hoo! Hey Ann-- Got an issue? Have a tissue!)

Plus, its no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars.
Yes, it's much more fun to spend $50 at the pump, filling up your giant ford penis substitute with the huge outsized tires, the "bad boy" sticker on the back windshield, and the cheaply printed "these colors don't run" sticker, that is, coincidentally enough, running. Wooohooo! Lets go kill some queers!

My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention.


Ahh, yes. There are no sexy women in the Democratic party. Just ask Ashley Judd. The scene Ann describes is just so unlike the shrill, sexless, buttoned-down, uptight, never-had-a-satisfactory-orgasm-in-their-lives women that will doubtless be legion at the Republican Convention. I don't know about you, but nothing says "Sexy" to me like, oh, Phylis Fuckin' Shafly.

I thought this was a great idea until I realized the nut category did not include Sharpton, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Teddy Kennedy -- all featured speakers at the convention. I'd say the actual policy is only untelegenic nuts get the cages, but little Dennis Kucinich is speaking at the Convention, too. So it must be cages for nuts who have not run for president as serious candidates for the Democratic Party.

Bill Clinton! What a nut! 8 years of top-notch, intelligent running of the country, leaving us with job growth, a surplus, and the dow nosing around 11,000. What a kook! And calling Dennis Kucinch "little"! Hoo-boy, What a hoot! Not like those big, burly, manly men of the GOP... Like Tom "short man complex" DeLay, and Alan "marvin the martian" Keyes, and Gary "Peter Lorre on valium" Bauer. Yes, Ann, you surely have skewered the Democrats' extremist nutbags, who are clearly out of the nation's mainstream... Unlike those voices of sanity and reason in the GOP ...like DeLay, or Keyes, or Bauer.

Looking at the line-up of speakers at the Convention, I have developed the 7-11 challenge: I will quit making fun of, for example, Dennis Kucinich, if he can prove he can run a 7-11 properly for 8 hours. We'll even let him have an hour or so of preparation before we open up. Within 8 hours, the money will be gone, the store will be empty, and he'll be explaining how three 11-year olds came in and asked for the money and he gave it to them.

Oh, yeah, like Dubya is doing any better. Substitute "Halliburton execs" for "11 year olds" and you will have accurately described the state of the nation today.

For 20 years, the Democrats wouldn't let Jimmy Carter within 100 miles of a Convention podium. The fact that Carter is now their most respectable speaker tells you where that party is today. Maybe they just want to remind Americans who got us into this Middle East mess in the first place.

Survey Says... Reagan?

Weve got millions of fanatical Muslims trying to slaughter Americans while shouting Allah Akbar! Yeah, let's turn the nation over to these guys.

Or, better yet, let's fight the religious fundamentalist crazies abroad who hate gays, go apopleptic at the idea of women's rights, and want to put people to death for having sex outside of marriage, by continually turning the nation over to the fundamentalist crazies at home who hate gays, go apopleptic at the idea of women's rights, and want to put people to death for having sex outside of marriage.

With any luck, Gore will uncork his speech comparing Republicans to Nazis. Just a few weeks ago, Gore gave a speech accusing the Bush administration of deploying digital Brown Shirts to intimidate journalists and pressure the media into writing good things about Bush -- in case you were wondering where all those glowing articles about Bush were coming from.

Actually, I was wondering how they manage to paint the (inaccurate) picture of him as a man who can get anywhere near a self-propelled vehicle (like a bicycle) without doing massive damage to himself. Not to mention someone who can turn eating a bag of snacks into a life-threatening extreme sport. And if I had a dollar for every dumb thing Dubya has said that the media hasn't covered, I'd be almost as rich as you have become, peddling your venom and vitriol.

Oh.. and, "Nazis"? Here's a thought experiment. Take any one of Ann Coulter's dumb-ass, hate filled diatribes, and substitute the word "Jew" for "Democrat" or "Liberal".. Who sounds like a fucking Nazi?

Walking back from the convention site I chatted with a normal Bostonian for several blocks -- who must have identified me through our covert system of signals. He was mostly bemused by the Democrats' primetime speakers and told me he used to be an independent, but for the last 20 years found himself voting mostly Republican. Then he corrected himself and said he votes for the American.

Seig Heil, Ann! You are either with us, or you're against us. Maybe the guy took pity on your rail-thin frame and your obviously crazed, "wild-eyed" expression. Maybe he thought you were an unhinged meth addict and was trying to humor you long enough to get away clean. Anyway, your obviously unbiased scientific sampling of one really proves you've got yer finger on the pulse o' Boston.

I'd say I love all these Democrats in Boston so much I want them to go home, but I don't. I want Americans to get a good long look at the French Party and keep the 7-11 challenge in mind.

Oooo! The French! Stop it, you're hurting me! And your 7-11 challenge? Well, if the GOP has it's way, most americans will be working shitty paper hat jobs for big corporations, with crappy hours, no health insurance, and for a minimum wage that couldn't support a family of hamsters. Sounds like a 7-11 gig, to me!

...Bitch.