Reply #4: you could learn Klingon [View All]

and speak about Bush and Cheney and the election in Klingon-speak.

I saw a show on this guy who learned the Klingon language, it took him five years to do it.

you could go to the Betty Bowers website ("Betty Bowers is a better Christian than you") and threaten to talk like she talks all the time unless your husband lets you speak your mind.

You could learn the Declaration of Independence, and the Bill of Rights, and recite them instead, night and day.

Or any combination of these, and before long he will be begging you to say "bush, cheney, iraq" etc in plain old english.

I'm okay, but my day was so bad I can't even do anything but joke rigth now.