Reply #1: I wrote this as a joke, but.... [View All]

it turned out to be all too true! maybe asscrack will want to record it.....

(from The Question W Revue)

GOD'S AN AMERICAN

UNDER GOD OUR COUNTRY STILL REMAINS!
ALL BLESSINGS FLOW, FOR RIGHTEOUSNESS REIGNS.
TRUST IN THE BIBLE.
SING HYMNS OF PRAISE TO THE LORD!
JERRY AND PAT ARE YOUR FRIENDS
YOU CAN TRUST THEM
WHEN THEY SAY......
WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN
A PATRIOT THRU AND THRU!
WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN.
HIS ROBES ARE RED WHITE AND BLUE!

KEEPING THINGS RIGHT WHILE WE'RE WAITING FOR RAPTURE
BREATHE IN THE INCENSE OF MYRRH.
GOD LOVES OUR GREAT FRUITED PLANES--
JUST MINUS ALL THE FRUITS...
GOD IS QUITE CLEAR ON THIS:
GAYS MUST BE SILENCED
OTHERWISE, THEY WILL FIND NEW RECRUITS.
IT WAS NOT ADAM AND STEVE,
BUT ADAM AND EVE!
AND BUSH WILL PRESERVE OUR SANCTITY!
WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN!
A PATRIOT THRU AND THRU
WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN
HIS ROBES ARE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.

WE KNOW THAT GOD PROTECTS RED STATES.
WE KNOW THAT GOD APPROVES OF THOSE WE HATE!
WE KNOW THAT GOD BLESSES JUST YOU AND ME.
HE LOVES SELECTIVELY!

UNTIL THEY'RE BORN WE WILL FIGHT FOR EACH BABY
AFTER THAT, KIDS YOU'RE ALL ON YOUR OWN.
WELFARE AND HANDOUTS ARE NOT LIBERTY
WE WILL KEEP THE BOUNTY THAT WE HAVE GROWN.

WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN
REPUBLICAN THRU AND THRU
WE KNOW THAT GOD'S AN AMERICAN.
HIS ROBES ARE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.
IF GOD COULD VOTE, HE WOULD VOTE FOR BUSH!
IF HE GOD COULD VOTE, HE WOULD VOTE FOR CHENEY TOO!
SINCE GOD CAN'T VOTE, YOU MUST VOTE IN HIS NAME
JOIN US OR FEEL THE WRATH OF OUR AMERICAN GOD!

Lyrics copyright 2004 by Jeff Matson
All Rights Reserved.