NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE [View All]

5th November 2004 21:48 Greenwich Mean Time

To the citizens of the former United States of America:

In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to properly govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the Revocation of your Independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy.

Your new prime minister (The Right Honorourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

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8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in Britain. It will be called "Bushwacking Day".

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(Oops! Typing error corrected.)