Reply #9: Well, Starting at Around 6:30 A.M. [View All]

Don ANUS read off the LIMBOsevic double whammy about 1) resigning from ESPN and 2) being a junky buying prescription painkillers from a blackmarket ring. ANUS was BARELY containing his glee over his rival, but I suspect O'REILLY will be the main beneficiary.

The LA Times ran their 7-wks incubating story about six women who say Ahhhnuld sexually assaulted them. Ahhhnuld apologized and got cheered and rode a humongous blue bus around.

David KAY gave testimony over his WMD search behind closed doors, finding NOTHING, but asking for $600 million to continue finding nothing. He said he could be searching for 25 years and that we should always "expect surprises" since the futile search so far has been a surprise. Unsurprisingly, Faux and CNN cut away when Senator David ROCKEFELLER started talking.

Tweety "interviewed" Ahhhnuld outside of the bigggg blue bus and gushed and blushed like a girl. He then gave an Ahhhnuld female supporter, who looked like she was on steroids, free rein and then MERCILLESSLY BASHED Democrat Art TORRES (who should have been the one running for governor if any Dem was going to).

LIMBOsevic did not show up on his program, gave a speech in Philadelphia only about the ESPN flap, and issued a statement saying he is "not aware" of any criminal investigation, did NOT say he is an ADDICT and ILLEGALLY BOUGHT drugs, just that he would "cooperate fully" if anybody contacts him.

NOVAKula continues to change his stories about the leak.

Whew.