Reply #116: Moron* and the bird flu... [View All]

Day 1: moron* is briefed on a reported case of bird flu in Washington state...

moron*: so what's this all about the bull-flu?

ricechecks: that's bird-flu, mr. prez...

moron*: thank you condi, I'll beat you later...

ricechecks brightens.

moron*: so who flipped the bird in washington?? heh heh heh...

Day 2: moron* plays golf and gets an urgent bit of news via ricechecks...

ricechecks: apparently, it's been reported that there are several dozen cases being reported in Washington state, Oregon and Northern California...

moron*: case of what? Beer? heh heh heh... now watch this shot...

Day 3: Moron* plucks hairs from a mole at a meeting of his cabinet in the oval office...

rumspuke: (sniffles) mr. prez the hospitals on the west coast are reporting that their emergency rooms are overflowing with people diagnosed with bird flu. Several have reported people dying while waiting for a doctor to treat them...

moron*: anyone one got better tweezers than these?

Day 4: condi, rumspuke and dickhead chaney all have heavy colds. rumspuke continually blows his runny nose...

moron*: what the hell is the matter with you people? where is the rest of my staff? is there some sort of national sick day going on or something...

dickhead chaney barfs into the trash can, rumspuke faints on the carpet...

ricechecks: (sniffles - then hacks up flem) sir, the bird flu has spread like wild fire across the country. The west cost has reported people dying in the streets. The morgues and the hospitals can't keep up. We haven't heard from NORAD today. The federal reserve bank in NYC has closed it's doors and the stock exchange stopped trading. All the banks in New England have closed in fear of a run. The military is reporting at 35% capability. Sir you have to do something now!

moron*: (gazes out window at the bodies lying on the street) dang, I wish I was in crawford today with the others out on "national sick day"...fuckers.

Day 5: moron* mills about the white house by himself...

moron*: helloooooo, mcfly!!!! hellooooo, where the hell is everyone and who do I have to fuck to a cup of coffee around here!!!