whoisalhedges, you are a sanctimonious, gummy tyst! [View All]

Most foul fice! How dare you question my honor, when it is known throughout the Underground that the question whoisalhedges is answered with a description of the foulest and most contemptible guttersnipe imaginable, glutted with hubris and diseased by his dalliances with the judies and streetwalkers! At the rising sun I stood outside this fine DU doggery and waited for my opponent, wielding my Arkansas toothpick, preparing to exfluncticate his odiousness once and for all and leave him cold as a wagon tire, but it was clear as the morning sky he had absquatulated like the coward he is, got corned on cheap whiskey and spent the morning huddled in a corner squalling for his whore of a mamma!

I Remain, Sir, Your Humble and Obedient Servant,
J.P. Gray, Esq.