Personally, I Blame Gay Men For Women Being So Self-Conscious [View All]

Gay men run the fashion industry and pick the waif thin models to show off their clothes and set the standards for beauty.

This, in turn, gets regular or normal sized women to think they're fat and go on diets and work out and go to health clubs - which are usually run by.... you guessed it - gay men!

Its all an evil gay conspiracy to make women depressed and drive straight men nuts from having to deal with them and comfort them and tell them that they're not fat.

All the while gay men dance (or is it...prance) happily into the night, content knowing that they are the only one's on the planet happy with their bodies.

Meanwhile women are miserable. Straight men are going slowly insane. Gay women are left perched on the outside like vultures waiting to swoop in and pick off vulnerable straight women who don't think men will like them anymore and want to try lesbianism.

Straight men will give up all hope of ever finding a woman not obsessed with her body and go over and bat for the other team, thereby increasing the numbers in the gay community tenfold.

If you ever wondered what the gay agenda is. That, my friends, is the secret uncovered plot.

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