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Deja Q
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Sun Mar-20-05 11:10 PM
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Edited on Sun Mar-20-05 11:12 PM by HypnoToad
http://www.sidrat.net/peeps/Q. Are you bonkers, like that psychotic weirdo Jeffery Dahmer became to be? You do know he started out this way, too...
A. No. I simply have no social life and waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on my hands. Does that mean I'll become a freak who cannibalizes children? Hardly! Leave that for daytime talk show hosts, they're more likely to do something vulgar. Well, I know that hosting a daytime talk show is almost as low as it gets, but still...
Q. Do you have some sort of thing against innocent and cute confectionary?
A. Yes. Do you know what sugar gives people? Rotting teeth. Diabetes. Obesity. Hyperactivity. An acute case of sarcasm. When making cute animals that appear to be begging to be eaten, what else am I supposed to do? Write a letter of complaint to Good Housekeeping?
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