Reply #2: "That's the story of Jesus." [View All]

"I was over in Australia, and they celebrate Easter the same way we do. By telling our children a giant BUNNY RABBIT came to us in the middle of the night and left CHOCOLATE EGGS for us. Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race. I've read the Bible, I can't find the words 'chocolate' or 'bunny rabbit' anywhere! I mean, as long as we're making shit up, let's go hog wild, like, a goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer. At least a goldfish schleping across your floor with a Lincoln Log tied to its back has some miraculous connotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke up this morning and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'

'That's the story of Jesus.'

Bill Hicks