The cops just left my house, but let me start from the beginning. [View All]

About an hour ago, I received a phonecall (2 AM here!) and my answering machine picked up. A woman was on the other end saying things like you just watch this. I'm going to tell..Damn, it's the answering machine. Hang-up.

Less than five minutes later, the phone rang again, and my machine picked up. The woman, obviously shit faced drunk says:

"Hey J., it's Mary. The WAR is OOOOONNNN. If you don't call me back in one hour, I'm coming up there and I'm going to kick your fuckin' ass. I don't care what you do or who you're with, but you ain't gonna act like this, buddy. My number is XXX-XXXX. You've got one hour to call. If you fucking don't, I'll fuck you up. It's WWWAAAAARRRR, baby. FUCKING WAR. You're going to have WAR on your fucking ass. AFter one hour, I'm on my way."

So, I take her name and number off of caller ID and she lives a good 15 minutes from here. I call my dad, who lives in town a couple of miles from me, and he says he's coming, but to call the Sheriff's dept, too So I call 911, and the cop was here in 15 minutes. He listened to the tape, and then he asked me to press charges. I told him that I don't even know this woman. I thought it was a wrong number. He said, "She knows your name, and I had to deal with her last week about her dumping garbage on another man's property. She's bad news."

I told him he needs to talk to her to see why she called me. So he just left here, headed to her place, to find out what her problem is. He told us to stay INSIDE the house.

Then he's going to come back here and fill me in on what's going on.

DUers, hang with me. I'm scared. :scared: It's just me and my kid here, and I don't like tanglin with bad news people.

I'll keep you updated.