So I guess I shouldn't flip people off while driving? [View All]

Ok, being a Masshole through and through, I have a habit of flipping people off while driving my automobile, most often when they almost kill me or something.

So yesterday, I was driving home, and I stopped at a red light, about to go right. It's a weird intersection, so I waited a little longer than normal before I went right on red. This fucktard in an Expedition pulls up behind me, and begins to lay on the horn. Awoken from my reverie, I began my turn, flipping him off not once but twice, for emphasis :P

He proceeded to chase me all over town, to the head of my street, screaming and honking all the way. I had my cellphone in hand in case he went totally nuts, but I couldn't help but laugh. I mean, if he was in such a hurry to begin with, why chase me around town? I made sure to take the longest route possible too, fucker.

Ok, so I guess I'll stop doing that for a while. ;)

But, I did give him the pinkie salute when he went around me at the end :D