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bigwillq

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Wed Sep-28-05 08:20 PM
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Three mice go to the bar

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Edited on Wed Sep-28-05 08:23 PM by bigwillq

They start having some shots and some beer and like typical male mice, they start to get rowdy and try to impress one another.

The first mouse says "You know what I'm going to do when I get home? I'm going to go over to the mouse trap, pick up the bar with my teeth and not get caught in the trap."

The two other mice are like "WOW, COOL"

The second mouse says ""You know what I'm going to do when I get home? I'm going to go over to the mouse trap, pick up the bar with my teeth and not get caught in the trap and then eat the rat poison and get a nice buzz off of it."

The two other mice are like "WOW, COOL"

The third mouse, who was the quietest one says "You know what I'm going to do when I get home----

"I'M GONNA GO FUCK THE CAT!"

LOL!!:rofl:

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