I think more straight women and gay men should hook up. Here's why: [View All]

1. Our common interests: We're good with color.
2. Our common interests: We're good with decorating.
3. Our common personas: We're just nice.
4. In high school sex ed, we were all told "For every person you sleep with, you're essentially sleeping with the last 10 partners that person had." This is great because it means that both of you have essentially slept with 10 men. Though for the gay guy, it's by proxy - but so what? :shrug:
5. Both of you can look at men and make a really cool game of it. "Oh, he's cuter!" "I want him!" "No, I do!!!" and so on.


Sorry, couldn't resist the silliness. Just thinking of Liz Taylor's long list of hubbies... I'll find something that's typically HypnoWeird to say in a moment...