Everything I need to know I learned in GD '04 [View All]

1) Dean is a liar

2) Clark is a Republican

3) Dennis is a martian

4) Carol Mosely-Braun is... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions her.

5) If the press runs a positive article about Dean, it's because Rove wants him to be the nominee.

6) If the press runs a negative article about Dean, it's because Rove is working overtime.

7) Clark is a war-criminal

8) Dean waffles

9) Kerry waffles

10) Gebhardt... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions him.

11) AP, Reuters, and CNN are all right-wing outlets

12) The NY Post, the Washington Times and the National Review are NOT right-wing outlets, as long as they say something nice about your guy (unless it's Dean, in which case it's Rove again.)

13) Rove has super-human powers

14) Clark is a stalking horse for the DLC

15) The DLC just HATES the Democratic Party

16) Dean's sealed records are ok because... well just because. Shut up.

17) Al Sharpton is... well... I dunno. Nobody mentions him.

18) Nobody hates Edwards

19) People who think Clark is a right-wing baby-killing Republican plant would LOVE him to be Dean's running-mate.

20) Everybody hates Lieberman