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There is truth in this joke:

A sweet grandmother telephoned (your nearest) Hospital. She timidly
asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient
is doing?"
The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and
room number?"
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Ms. Patient, Room 302."
The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with
her nurse." After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone, "Oh,
Good news. Her nurse has told me that that Ms. Patient is doing very well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her
Physician, Dr. Sensitive, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."
The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so
worried! God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is the patient your
daughter?"
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Ms. Patient in 302. No one tells me SHIT!

:rofl: