Now watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat [View All]

Must be the wrong hat.

Thinking of DU publishing. I decided to collect some of the jokes I have told (deliberately that is, not when I unintentionally say something so very stupid that it's hilarious). Sort of like a really, really poor person's DUzy's. Only worse, because you have to click on the links to read them.

I think there's some funny stuff here. Possibly because most of it is not original. The one I expect most likely to be viewed was pretty well received, if not widely read. So you have been warned - swallow your drinks before reading, because I am not buying any new keyboards!

joke #1 on horses and carburetors
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4950904&mesg_id=4951239

joke #2 - a bit dirty, involving an inexperienced farmer, a rooster, a hen, and a donkey
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4789434#4789528

funny story about annoying little brothers and stoplights
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4342693&mesg_id=4343165

funny story about turkeys, maybe not as funny without the sound effects
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4348219#4349445

a short one in a thread of short ones
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4073165#4073176

a few lightbulb jokes (make sure to check out Jamasteine's link to Arwalden's post)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4355041#4355104

totally stolen joke about nuns and baseball
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4942983#4943957

I assist my true love in the telling of a joke in a thread full of jokes
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5674960#5675884

discussion of hate - a sirius argument for me, but I try to be funny too
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=774142&mesg_id=774186