I think my husband has finally lost his mind... [View All]

we've been having a chipmunk problem, it was OK when they were just eating the garden, a little less so when they chewed up stuff in the garage, but then they started getting into the furnace room. Mr. mcctatas has gotten progressively screwier about the little fuckers and tonight he says:

"Chipmunks have made me understand why mankind goes to war with each other. I tried living along side them and that didn't work. I tried reasoning with them" (I didn't ask the obvious how does one reason with a rodent question here) "I tried relocating the worst offenders" (he would drive the live traps out to the country and let them go) "And now I am convinced that it must be nothing less than total annihilation, tomorrow morning I'm going to make some chipmunk tea in a bucket" "Chipmunk tea?" says I, "yes, I'm putting the whole trap in there until the last one of them stops squirming"

Um, :wtf: I think I have him deterred, but who knew a little rodent could drive one to genocide???