Reply #22: no, didn't you hear? [View All]

you can now get certain 'social' diseases from public restrooms. At least that's where my girlfriend got it. right? please?

you don't want to know about adult onset gigantism, trust me, you're better off internally hemorraging in peace, never knowing what your endocrine and pituitary systems are doing to eachother and your circulatory system.

mmm, parasite. maybe you'll get really lucky and it will be a nascent tapeworm. Once they get to ten inches or so they begin to migrate through your circulatory system until they get to the digestive tract. Then they can be removed (do be careful, sometimes they come out your nose by accident.) God, I hope, for your sake and that of your loved ones, this it could be that simple and easy.