How to scare your children into doing well in school [View All]

My husband works for a pizza delivery chain. I'll let them remain nameless here. This letter was given to all of the employees at a meeting. I'm not changing spelling, and I apologize in advance for the caps, but this is verbatim. The STORE MANAGER wrote this.

I USED TO THINK THAT IF I LET SOMEONE GO THAT I WOULD BE CUTTING OUR THROATS, BUT THAT STOPS HERE AND NOW AND I AM NO LONGER DOING THAT. IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING KEEPS HAPPENING, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. WE ARE FINISHING VERY STRONG THIS YEAR AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE US FINISH EVEN STRONGER NEXT YEAR. ALL OF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB AND THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR JOB PROPERLY. IF YOU DO NOT THINK THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO YOUR JOB EFFICIENTLY AND PROPERLY, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ASK A MANAGER SO THAT WE CAN BETTER ASSIST YOU IN THE PROCESS.

#1 ALL TEAM MEMBERS WILL WEAR PROPER UNIFORMS
#2 ALL TEAM MEMBERS WILL BE HERE ON TIME ACORDING TO THE SCHEDULE
#3 ANYONE MAKING PIZZAS OR ANYTHING ELSE WILL FOLLOW ALL PRODUCTION PROCEDURES
#4 ALL PREP PROCEDURES WILL BE FOLLOWED TO THE TEE
#5 ANYONE CAUGHT NOT WASHING THE DISHES BEFORE THEY ARE PUT ON THE SHELVES WILL BE FIRED
#6 THERE IS NO EXCUSES FOR NOT USEING THE CHEESE AND MEAT CUPS IF YOU THINK I'M PLAYING JUST TRY ME
#7 THE FLOORS IN THE WHOLE STORE WILL BE SCUBED EVERY NIGHT WITH NO EXCEPTIONS THIS STORE HAS LOOKED TERRIBLE BUT ITS GETTING BETTER
#8 THE WALLS AROUND THE MAKE TABLE WILL BE CLEANED EVERY NIGHT
#9 THE MAKE TABLE AND OVENS AND RETARDER WILL BE CLEANED OUT EVERY NIGHT
#10 ONCE WE GET CAUGHT UP ON THE RACKS THEN THEY WILL BE SPRAYED OFF EVERY NIGHT
#11 NO DRIVERS WILL CASH THEMSELVES OUT FOR THE END OF THEIR SHIFT IF CAUGHT YOU WILL BE TERMINATED
#12 ALL TEAM MEMBERS WILL CHECK OUT WITH THE MOD BEFORE LEAVING AT THE END OF THEIR SHIFT
#13 ALL TEAM MEMBERS WILL LEARN HOW TO ANSWER THE PHONES IF YOU ARE A DRIVER YOU WILL ANSWER THE PHONES WHEN YOU AREN'T DELIVERING
#14 CHECK THE ATITUDE AT THE DOOR
#15 WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM NOT APART AS AN INDIVIDULE
#16 FOR THE CSR'S I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU SITTING DOWN OR TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS WHEN THEIR ARE PLENTY OF THINGS TO DO
#17 FOR THE WHOLE CREW WHEN YOU ARE ASKED TO DO SOMETHING WE AS MANAGERS EXPECT THEM TO BE DONE NOW NOT WHEN YOU GET THE CHANCE OR WHEN YOU ARE DONE TALKING TO THE OTHER TEAM MEMBERS
#18 AS FAR AS REQUESTS GO FIRST COME FIRST GET I WILL ONLY ALLOW TWO MEMBERS TO GET THE SAME DAY OFF SO PUT IN YOUR REQUEST OFF EARLY
#19 DOUGH STACKING AND SPRAYING PROCEDURES WILL BE FOLLOWED TO THE TEE IF YOU AREN'T SURE ASK AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT
#20 ALL EMPLOYEES WILL CHARGE FOR THE EXTRA ITES:ECT:RANCH,BLUE CHEESE,MARINERA,GARLIC SAUCE.
#21 THE FACT THAT PEOPLE LIKE TO WRITE ON THINGS IN THE STORE WILL COME TO A STOP THAT INCLUDES THE T.P.
#22 MY DESK IS OFF LIMITS TO ANYONE EXCEPT MANAGEMENT THAT MEANS DONT TOUCH ANYTHING OR MOVE ANYTHING AROUND ON MY DESK THE DESK DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU
#23 THE WALK IN COOLER WILL BE SWEPT AND MOPPED EVERY NIGHT
#24 THE BOXES WILL BE BROKE DOWN AND STACKED NEATLY AT THE BACK DOOR EVERY NIGHT IF NOT TAKEN OUT
#25 SMOKE BREAKS WILL BE TAKEN ONLY WHEN AURTHIRIZED BY MANAGEMENT MAXIMUM OF TWO A NIGHT
#26 THE BATHROOM IS NOT TO BE LEFT LOOKING TERRIBLE OR USED FOR A SMOKING ROOM
#27 GAMES AND BOOKS ARE NOT ALLOWED IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SITTING DOWN WE WILL FIND SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO
#28 IF YOU LEAVE YOUR WORK STATION FOR ANY REASON YOU WILL LET A MANAGER KNOW
#29 TO ALL CLOSERS NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE UNTIL EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THE CLOSING PROCEDURES
#30 I WILL HOLD EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR DUTIES AND THAT ALSO INCLUDES MANAGERS SO IF YOU DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR MANAGERS TO GET INTO TROUBLE THEN DO IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
#31 IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO IMPROVE THE OPERATIONS OF THIS STORE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LET ME KNOW
#32 _____ IS GOING TO BE A BACK UP MANAGER FOR THE TIME BEING
#33_______ WILL BE TAKING A MATERNITY LEAVE SOON

I FEEL THAT EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO DO THEIR JOB BUT YALL JUST DONT CARE ABOUT HOW THE JOB GETS DONE CLEANLINESS AND WELL BEING OF OUR CUSTOMERS IS WHAT METTERS AND YOU WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES RO MAKE THE CUSTOMER HAPPY IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE CUSTOMER HAPPY THEN COME ASK WE WILL HELP YOU NOT DO IT FOR YOU. YALL WILL LEARN HOW TO HELP WITH EVERY CUSTOMER PROBLEM WITHOUT HAVING TO COME TO THE MANAGERS EVERY TIME. I DO REALIZE THAT WE ARE VERY BUSY AT TIMES AND ARE SHORT STAFFED HOWEVER THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR THE WAY THINGS ARE BEING DONE AND THATS COMING TO A STOP HERE AND NOW WE ARE LOOKING FOR MORE EMPLOYEES.

Now, obviously this guy has problems with his grammar, spelling, punctuation, and his employees. Wouldn't you like to work for him? Wouldn't you like to BE him? (After all, he's the big dog, the manager!)

See kids? An education is very important!