PROPOSED LIST OF INOFFENSIVE TERMS TO USE AT D.U. [View All]

If you're concerned about not offending a single person on this planet through your DU posts, I have provided this guide to assist you in your noble quest:

OFFENSIVE: Retard
INOFFENSIVE: Developmentally disabled

OFFENSIVE: Freeper
INOFFENSIVE: One who belong to Free Republic

OFFENSIVE: Dead
INOFFENSIVE: Metabolically challenged

OFFENSIVE: Bald
INOFFENSIVE: Follicularly challenged

OFFENSIVE: Equatorial Guinea
INOFFENSIVE: Equatorial Italian-American

OFFENSIVE: Niger
INOFFENSIVE: Afrigan-American

SPIC & SPAN: Latino and span

OFFENSIVE: Fuck
INOFFENSIVE: Intimate act both for pleasure and for the procreation of the human race

OFFENSIVE: Jerk-off
INOFFENSIVE: Expert at self-gratification

OFFENSIVE: Cocksucker
INOFFENSIVE: Expert at fellatio

OFFENSIVE: Motherfucker
INOFFENSIVE: Fornicator of one's female parent

OFFENSIVE: Dickhead
INOFFENSIVE: Skull composed of male members

OFFENSIVE: Bitch
INOFFENSIVE: Dog of the female persuasion

OFFENSIVE: Pussy
INOFFENSIVE: Naturally lubricated feminine entrance

OFFENSIVE: Asshole
INOFFENSIVE: Anal opening, which can either be an exit or an entrance, depending on one's sexual orientation

OFFENSIVE: Moron/moran
INOFFENSIVE: Grown person with the intelligence level of a grade schooler